ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
a bit asswounded
a tad bumbummed if you ask me
analinjury alert
buttflustered
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if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
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imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour
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Oil spill. The oil slick Lita just hit @edgeofurge.
One of the many reasons I love Joakim Noah
my friend was cold so I told her to stand in a corner
corners are 90 degrees
I had to lean back in my chair and stare out the window for several minutes because I am so done with this website.
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