- *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
- *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
- *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
- *A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
- *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
- *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
- Lizzie McGuire: Mom, I really want you to know I appreciate everything you do for me.
- Thats So Raven: Because if you haven't noticed, people come in different shapes and sizes and they're all beautiful.
- Shake it Up: I could just eat you up... well if I ate.
why wear pants when you can just not wear pants
(Source: grapfruit)
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
(Source: hans--moleman)
